Act 1)                                                            
Ah Tung calls the telephone operator.                             
Ah Tung: "Could you please tell me the time difference between Singapore and New York?"                                  
Operator: "Just a minute..."                                      
Ah Tung: "Thank you."                                             
Ah Tung got his answer and hangs up.                              
                                                                  
Act 2)                                                            
At a bar in New York, the man sat next to Ah Tung told the  bartender,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE," and his companion said, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."                   
The bartender turned to Ah Tung and asked,                        
"AND YOU, SIR?"                                                   
Ah Tung replied: "C.H.Tung, MARRIED."                             
                                                                  
Act 3)                                                            
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for   quite sometime, Ah Tung proudly shows off the finished puzzle to   a friend.                                                         
"It took me only 5 MONTHS to do it," Ah Tung said.                
"FIVE MONTHS? Why did you take so long." The friend asked.        
Ah Tung replied, "No, it is not long at all, look at the  box, it says it is for  4 to 7 years."

                              
                                                                  
Act 4)                                                            
Ah Tung had just bought a new computer and was using it when he encountered some problems. After a few attempts, he decided  to use the 'Help' command. Soon after, he became very irritated   and called the computer shop for support.                         
Ah Tung : "I pressed the 'F1' key for help... but it's been  over half an hour & still nobody has come to help me..."          
                                                                  
Act 5)                                                            
Ah Tung with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor  asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor- but instead of     
picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.  So, king ha lor!"                                                 
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.                     
"But, what happened to the other ear?"                            
Ah Tung: "That stupid fellow called back again loh!"              
                                                                  
Act 6)                                                            
Why did young Ah Tung go to a movie with his 18 friends?          
Because according to the advertisement, below 18 is not allowed  to go in.